Best Funny Cool Whatsapp Status

Latest Funny Cool Whatsapp Status 2016

Hello Dealsnloot Readers, Again Back With New Funny Cool Whatsapp Status.

Funny Whatsapp Status

Best Funny Cool Whatsapp Status

WhatsApp Status are an awesome and coolest way to share what you are going through to your best buddies in whatsApp. Make your friend laugh by updating funny whatsapp status. Here we have one of the best collection of funny status using this you can show your funny side to your friends.


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Born to express not to impress.
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If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
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Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
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I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
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If your cute, I’m single..
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After Tuesday even the calendar goes W T F..
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode..
ME I won’t get jealous. ME Who’s this fucking asshole?
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
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Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛
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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
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The only piece of ass you’re ever gonna get is when your hands slip through the toilet paper.
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The awkward moment when you enter someone’s house and think.. WTF is that smell?
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Four pegs at night will make me stringer 😛
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Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛
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We have a history together ……and English and French also 😛
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Admi to vaise hum kaam k the… bas pyar me barbad ho gye..
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I’ll marry that girl who looks preety on her aadhar card…
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People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉
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Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy.
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VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy….. It’S lAck oF oPpoRtuNiTy…
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Teri Bandi Meri FAN… Catch me if you can 😀
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Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
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You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.
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I’m all for change as long as it doesn’t directly affect my routine.
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The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight :)
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I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough 😉
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)
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I just found out there is nothing worng with me, its the world that has issues…
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SAVE WATER! Always take shower with your GF….:P
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If women could read MINDS, Every second man will get SLAPPED…:)
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Guys have no idea how long something they’ve said can stay on a girls mind.
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“Hmm” is the best way to say “Bas kar BC. Ab baat nahi karni tujhse”
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My phone battery dieS faster than my dreams.
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Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
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I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Born to express not to impress.
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